Girl Talk: The Ugly Side of Giving Birth
Disclaimer: The following is kinda gross, has the term shi*t, and is a bit graphic. I know you will read anyway, but then you will only have yourself to blame :)
Delicate says:
ugh being pregnant sucks
MiYaFuSHi says:
get pregnant ba3dain say that
i think im going to love it
Delicate says:
i dont need to
i already know
MiYaFuSHi says:
even though bat7al6um lain agool bes;D
Delicate says:
ugh
yeah get pregnant and then say that
MiYaFuSHi says:
dude dont ruin the image
im just worked about shitting on the poor baby loooooooooool
Delicate says:
eeeew
u dont necessarily have to do that
MiYaFuSHi says:
i heard you take pills b4 and go to the bathroom
bes still u do
Delicate says:
yeah they give u an enema/suppository
flush everything out of ur system
ive seen ladies shitting and its not pretty]
MiYaFuSHi says:
you did?!
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
you actually saw them giving birth etc?
Delicate says:
yup
hey!
i did it myself!
ma tadren!?
MiYaFuSHi says:
no! way
seriously?
so ur a dr sij mo gashmara?
Delicate says:
loooooooooool
i know
it never sinks in until ppl see me at the hospital with the white coat on
my own parents didnt believe it until they bumped into me at the hospital hahaha
MiYaFuSHi says:
loooooooooooooooool
ee i know what you mean
ee lazim ashoof
khalas intay if i get pregnant you can itwaldeeny
mushkiltich 3ad
Delicate says:
afaa 3alaich...mn 3yoni
and ill make sure we sew u up really well
MiYaFuSHi says:
im telling you i want you so you make sure i dont need sewing up!
thats the worst part
Delicate says:
dude....ull probably need it
if ur tight thats the only way the baby comes out
lazim they cut
MiYaFuSHi says:
uff khalas maby hawant
i'll adopt!
MiYaFuSHi says:
btw my conclusion is that we should blog this
*The chat continued with a debate about how gross this is and wether to post or not, but the conclusion was while icky, it is scientific fact :P (unfortunately that part was not logged for some reason)
10 comments:
1) pregnancy is gross and evil.
2) why do we need to know about your "...." fetish?
3) I can't believe DR is a Dr. :P
pregnancy is beautiful
except for the morning sickness the extra weight, bloating, swelling
oh n the baby shooting out of ur virgina part :)
LOL
Im kinda embarrassed now
teehehehehe
Bada3tow ya shagool...
thanx for the scientific facts :P
Don't you know thats why I have my sis get married and have the kids ? see now they're grown up and they call me MAMA coz I spoil them to death !! heheheh works out perfectly no ? :P
It is interesting to see women's view on things.. but yeah very graphic lol.
I still can't believing the sewing part! I only found out about that this year. I didn't know sewing was necessary! ;/ Thats even worse then when i was 9 and found out where the baby comes out from cuz i thot all along that the doc just cuts open the mom's stomach to get the baby out! *in total shock all over again*
Oh, I kinda assumed the sewing was after a c-section, until I read Shoush's comment. Thanks Shoush. Between you, you have made the trajectory of my lunch unsure.
and thats why if i ever get pregs, i;m getting a C-Section..
i just want the baby ;p no delivery;p
purg: 1- parts of it yes, 2- I have several fetishes but none mentioned here, 3- Likewise!
eshda3wa: hahaha exactly!
DR: Too late lol
D: Yup. What to do, late night chats ;p
n.: So whats men's view? Cigar and waiting room?
shoush: Yeah i was shocked when I found out too. That's why I wanted to post this.
shale: Nope, there is sewing included no matter where the baby come out of. And hey, I wrote a disclaimer.
peony: Can't say that much more fun either
um: Same here!
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